Did triggered you mate?
Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a twist? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode any sec